dutchster:

honoronher:

vinegod:

Didn’t see that one coming by Thomas Sanders

THIS IS MY FAVORITE VINE OF ALL TIME

(via parkingstrange)

teenlemon:

do celebs coordinate everything together how do that many celebs go to one place when its not the oscars or some shit do they all just call each other up and say ‘hey lets all go this island together and party’ and then maybe go ‘hey lets fake invite bieber maybe one of us will finally deck him lol’ i think dicaprio is their leader

yunab317:

I want to make a petition to give Leonardo DiCaprio a Best Supporting Actor Oscar for his role in Bloom vs. Bieber

this is the the greatest thing ive ever read

BUT WAIT

…it gets better

(Source: superwholocknonsense)

deduct:

sometimes my lies get to a point where i get mad when people dont believe me

(via phobias)

cooldadgang:

ripping out someone one’s headphones is the 8th deadly sin

(Source: deadtrash, via parkingstrange)

greetings:

people that don’t put cases on their iPhones have the kind of confidence that I need

(via fake-mermaid)

sleepybrowneyes:

seifukucat:

googled “dog swearing” and wasn’t disappointed

His fucking look of determination. Like, “you’re going to fucking jail Greg.”

sleepybrowneyes:

seifukucat:

googled “dog swearing” and wasn’t disappointed

His fucking look of determination. Like, “you’re going to fucking jail Greg.”

(via ruinedchildhood)